"5 hacks to dodge software supply chain attacks 💻🦠 before you become the next 'Worm' meme. No cap! 🚫🔥"
🚨🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, developers! The galaxy just opened a wormhole and IT'S FULL OF WORMS! 🐍💻 That's right, fam - a Dune-spirited worm decided to crash the party at CrowdStrike and npm like it had a VIP pass! And suddenly, it’s not just spice that’s flowing but malicious code! 💀🌌 **5 Ways to Spot Software Supply Chain Attacks Before You End Up in IT Hell** 😱: 1️⃣ **Inspect Your Code Like You’re a Bounty Hunter**: If your dependencies are looking sketchy, NO CAP, they probably are. Check 'em out or risk being the proud owner of a malware zoo! 🦠 2️⃣ **Audit, Audit, Audit**: Your code should be cleaner than your ex’s excuses. 🚫🧼 Hit those security audits like you're on a mission to reclaim your dignity. 3️⃣ **Use Dependency Scanners**: Not just for your grocery list, fam. 🤖 They’ll help you dodge those sneaky "worms" like Neo dodging bullets! 4️⃣ **Keep an Eye Out for Unusual Activity**: That moment when your app starts acting up? Yeah, that’s a “THIS IS FINE” meme waiting to happen. 🔥 5️⃣ **Backup Everything**: Yeah, we mean it. If you’re not backing up, are you even coding? 💾 In a leaked Zoom call, one dev said, “If I wanted the thrill of watching my code get wrecked, I’d just update my ex’s contact info.” 😂💔 So brace yourselves, cause in 2024, software supply chains will *actually* start hiring hitmen to take care of their bugs. 🤡 #Stonks #Based #FailArmy 💥👾👩💻
