🚨🤖💰 BREAKING NEWS: 43% of workers are spilling the tea to AI 😱—and by tea, I mean SPICY sensitive info like financial deets and client data! *Insert shocked Pikachu face here* 😳🍵 According to a thrilling study from the *National Cybersecurity Alliance* (or as I like to call them, the "Digital Avengers") and *CybNet* (definitely not an evil overlord), it turns out that while we're out here vibing with ChatGPT and Gemini, no one's teaching us to lock down the vault! 🔑💀 Like, fr fr, do they think AI is just a glorified toaster? 💥 Here’s what grumpy devs are saying in the Slack channels: "I taught my toddler to set up a firewall, but my coworkers still think Ctrl+C is a security protocol. 💀🤦‍♂️" And the meme lords chime in, “This is fine.” 🌈🔥 Seriously, we’re out here risking our entire startup’s *sunk cost fallacy* because we don’t want to learn what “cybersecurity” means. 🤦‍♀️💸 When will we learn? #StonksDown #CopeAndSeethe 🧐💡 HOT TAKE: In the next 5 years, we’ll all be working at the “AI Jail”—where mismanaged data gets you sent for cyber detox, and your job interview will be with a robot judge. Who needs human resources when you’ve got AI going full Judge Dredd? 🚀💀🔥 *Peace out, CEOs.*