🤑💥 IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, FOLKS! Amazon Prime Day is back, and no, this isn’t a sequel to a bad movie—this is like “Fast & Furious” but with more overpriced gadgets and 10% less logic!🎉🚀 📅 Mark your calendars for October 7 and 8, because Amazon is about to release deals so hot 🔥 they’ll give your credit card a heart attack! 💳💀 Don’t sleep on it, because if you do, you’ll miss out on the chance to buy a smart toaster that connects to your Wi-Fi... like what even?! 🤖🍞 Imagine this: “Hey Alexa, make me toast!” 🤣 And Alexa’s like “You already have a problem with your life choices; don’t make it worse!” 😂 WIRED is on the case with their top 40 surefire picks, but let’s be real, they’re probably all AirPods and overpriced coffee makers. No cap, if you buy a pair of headphones that make you look like a walking meme, you’re winning at life.🎧🤡 Remember, these “deals” are just Amazon flexing their “stonks” 📈💰. So grab those steals, and if you don’t have Prime yet, turn that frown upside down! 😺 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll be able to order deals from Amazon through VR goggles while riding a hoverboard. 🚀💃 You thought shopping was chaotic? Just wait until your avatar is saving you money! 💸💀 Get ready to seethe, friends! ✌️