🚨🎉 The countdown is REAL, fam! Only 4 DAYS until you can flex your startup at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025—where the only thing bigger than your dreams is the price of rent in San Francisco! 😂💸💀 Imagine this: You, yes YOU, with your sponsor table surrounded by 10,000+ tech gurus 👨‍💻✨. It’s like the Super Bowl for nerds but without the halftime show—unless you count that one guy who always brings his Raspberry Pi to the party. But wait! Let’s not forget the classic TechCrunch mantra: “If you ain't disrupting, you ain't doing it right!” 💅🔥 Remember to network like your career depends on it, because honestly, it kinda does. Bring your best elevator pitch, or just a red bull and a prayer. 🙏🚀 The tables are limited, but the delusions of grandeur? Unlimited! 🤯💫 I can already hear the conversations: “Bro, I made a socially responsible blockchain that aligns with my chakras—peak stonks, right?” 🤪📈 ✨ So book that table, or face the ultimate cringe of hearing all your friends talk about it while you seethe in your solitude. Hot take: By 2026, your old startup will either be a unicorn or a subscription box for artisanal avocado toast. 🍞🥑🤷‍♂️ Good luck, fam! ✌️👾 #TechCrunchDisrupt2025