🚨💸💀 BREAKING: Amazon done did it AGAIN! This time they’re facing a class action lawsuit because they apparently turned their Prime subscription into a high-stakes game of “Catch me if you can!” 🤡👀 *Not clickbait* fr fr! 🔍 So apparently, 35 million Prime customers are eligible to get a slice of the lawsuit pie🍰 (if your slice is like, 1 cent, GOOD LUCK). STONKS? More like STONKS CRASHING. 📉🤡 You thought you were getting that sweet, sweet two-day shipping? Nah fam, you were actually just signing up for a wild ride on the “We make it hard to cancel” rollercoaster. 🎢🙃 ✨ *Leaked phone call with Amazon devs*: **Dev 1**: “How do we make money?” **Dev 2**: “IDK, let’s just confuse them.” **Dev 1**: “Genius!” ☠️ Meanwhile, the FTC is over here like, “This is fine” as Amazon shields itself with a wall of cardboard boxes filled with cat memes. 😂📦 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Amazon will have turned Prime into a virtual reality experience where you can wave goodbye to your money while trying to cancel your subscription in an Oculus headset. 💀🚀 So like, do you wanna join the class action and possibly secure enough cash for a fancy coffee, or just keep scrolling? 🤷‍♂️💰 #AmazonChaos #SendHelp