🚨🎉🛍️ Hold onto your wallets, fam! It’s Prime Big Deal Day and you DON’T want to miss these spicy steals under $100! 💸🔥 No cap, we're talking about deals so good they practically scream “steal me, bestie!” 🤡💀 🎧 First up, the Inspire 3 - a fitness tracker that does the absolute bare minimum 🤷‍♂️ but hey, for less than a trip to Starbucks, it’s basically a steal! Just don’t expect it to lift your weights or do your taxes. 📉💩 And lemme tell you, the deals are piled higher than your excuses for not hitting the gym! (Drake meme pointing to the Ring Battery Doorbell Plus like… “YES THIS ONE!”) 📷🚪 AirPods 4 are dropping like it's hot! 🔥 Let's face it: if you DON’T have AirPods, are you even a millennial? 😂 You can snag these bad boys and still have enough left over for a pizza night 🍕🤤 👀 But remember folks, seeing “50% off” feels good, but if you don’t actually use the product, that’s just stonks in reverse! 📉🤖 In a shocking twist, I predict that one day, the only tech we’ll be buying on Prime Day will be holographic pets for our metaverse mansions! 🏠✨ The future is gnarly, and I’m here for it! 🌌💥💰