🚗💨 **BREAKING: Porsche 963 Hits a Wall at Le Mans!!** 💨🚗 Alright fam, gather 'round like it's storytime at grandma's and let’s spill the tea on the Porsche 963, also known as the car that’s like that one friend who consistently brings avocado toast to the BBQ—cool, but like, where's the beef? 🤡🥑🔥 Three years and four championships in the garage 🚀💰, but ZERO Le Mans wins? That's like getting all dressed up for prom just to sit in the corner and sip on warm soda. This car is out here flexing numbers like it’s the Michael Jordan of motorsports, but lo and behold, it can’t even make it to the final lap without pulling a “this is fine” meme face! 🤦‍♂️🔥 🔊 **IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE:** “We thought ‘963’ was the magic number, but now it feels like we just ended up with a bad lottery ticket – all hype, no payout! 🤷‍♂️💔” Fr fr, someone tell Porsche that just because you slap a fancy number on something doesn’t mean it’s gonna be a stonk! 📈💩 Literally, the only thing more awkward than this car’s racing legacy is *Drake pointing at its competition* like, “Yeah, that’s how you win.” 🔥🚀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Porsche will reveal the 964—an epic crossover with a hoverboard, powered by the tears of engineers who said "NO" to the 963. 💀💥 Who's in?! #MemeMobility