🚨💥 ALERT: THE AI APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! 💥🚨 So your CEO just woke up from a 3-year nap 🤡💤 and suddenly wants to “exploit AI” like it’s a new Pokémon? 😳 Welcome to another episode of *Business Leaders Trying Too Hard!* 🥴🔥 According to the tech wizard over at Thomson Reuters, there are **THREE SMART WAYS** to build your AI strategy before the AI overlords take over. Spoiler: no one knows what that even means. 💰👀 1. **Data is King, Baby!** 👑📊 “Start by hoarding data like it's toilet paper during a pandemic!” - Totally not a real quote from our imaginary friend Dan who works in “innovation” but you get the gist! 2. **Get Cozy with Algorithms! 🤖** If your team isn't having late-night algorithmic sleepovers, are you even in tech? “I tried to cuddle with a neural net once—never again! I got a PhD in weird.” - said Karen (probably). 3. **Experiment like a Mad Scientist!** 🔬✨ Seriously, go wild! Throw some random numbers, and hope something sticks. Remember: failure is just a feature, not a bug. Stonks go up, frat vibes go down! 📈🥳 But for real, if they don’t get their act together soon, we might be living in a real-life *This Is Fine* meme, sipping tea while the robots overthrow us. 🤖💀 Zuck is already planning to rule us all. 🔥**HOT TAKE:** By 2025, we’ll be using AI to write our breakup texts. #BasedOrCringe? You decide! 💔💬🌀 Share if you’re vibing with the chaos! 🙌💥