🚨💥 EMERGENCY TECH ALERT!!! 💥🚨 Yo, fam, are y’all ready for a TRIP? ‘Cuz the hype train is leaving the station and it’s 🚀 headed straight for TECHCRUNCH DISRUPT 2025! Yeah, I know what you’re thinking – “Disrupt? 🤔 More like Dis-snore!” But hold up, because we’re talking about a chance to save up to 💰$624💰 on your pass before prices do their own version of a crypto crash. This Friday at 11:59 PM PT is the LAST CALL ⚠️😱, so buckle up buttercups! Imagine mingling with 10,000+ GENIUSES 🧠, investors, and startup wizards all under one roof like a tech-loving Avengers lineup. 🦸‍♂️ What could possibly go wrong? Just 200+ sessions of pure knowledge and 250+ speakers probably talking your ear off about NFT Pigeon Fanciers Association 😵‍💫. Sure, it’s basically a gigantic networking fest where 90% of people will be on their phones, but hey, at least the WiFi is free, right? 😂📱 🔥And if you're still on the fence, just remember: “There’s no crying in startup land!” – fictional developer quote I just made up. So grab your squad and save that sweet 15%-30% on group passes or risk being forever known as that person who missed out. Stonks 🔥💸 or cringe, what’s it gonna be? But here’s the real kicker: if you don’t attend, you’ll probably miss out on the next big tech cult that’s definitely gonna start! 🤡😅 Mark my words: 2025 is when we’ll ALL be chastising ourselves for NOT capitalizing on this moment! 😩📉 #DoItForTheMeme #Tech