🌟 Buckle up, tech heads! It’s time for a wild ride through the snooze-fest known as Okta’s Oktane event! 🚀💤 Okta dropped some big brain moves at Oktane 2025, but hold the phone, because they’re not riding the AI hype train 🎢💥. Instead, they’re here to sell us on governance—yes, governance, the least fun topic at the nerd convention 🥱. Apparently, they’re crafting an identity security “fabric” 🤔💼 that sounds like something my grandma would knit. "Why join the AI party when you can be the designated driver?" - Some Okta Dev, probably 😭😂. They also announced Verifiable Digital Credentials, a standard that fuels your identity like a Red Bull on a Friday night. But let’s face it, "verifiable" sounds like the word "boring" put on like 12 layers of sunscreen 🏖️. So here’s the tea ☕️: Forget the cringe AI playground—Okta’s aiming for the governance gold medal 🚀. 🔥 Hold up! My *unhinged* prediction? By 2026, Okta will be the parental figure of the tech world, giving us all lectures on data privacy while we’re trying to watch TikToks. 🤡💀 #stayingwoke #identitycrisis