🚀💥 BREAKING SPACE NEWS: The Ultimate Space Escape Room! 💥🚀 So, three astronauts just got back from a 204-day Tinder date with the cosmos, but WAIT—🥴 they left three homies chilling on the Tiangong space station like it’s an episode of *Survivor: Space Edition* 🤯🛰️. Commander Chen Dong and his rookie sidekicks Dong and Wang (no, not a bad joke, just reality 🙃) touched down safely—meanwhile, the others are trying to figure out how to hotwire a busted lifeboat like they're in a space-themed escape room. 🤡 "It's fine," said one astronaut while sipping Tang and contemplating existence. "Wanna see how deep the black hole is?" 💀 Like, we’re out here playing *Twilight Zone* while NASA’s over there hitting us with that “This is fine” meme—while the only return ride is a Hail Mary by a space crowdfunding campaign 🚀💰! 🤖 And don't even get me started on the memes these astronauts will be making when they finally get back: "Stuck on an orbital spaceship—stonks?" 📈😂 🔥🌌 Prediction: Coming 2024, we’ll have astronauts renting space scooters for a quick getaway and zero safety features—because why not? THAT'S BASED! 💯🔮