🚨💥 REALITY CHECK: ⚠️ Over 250 Magento stores got slapped harder than reality TV stars w/ a bad script! 🎭💥 In a cosmic blend of cringe and chaos, hackers are diving into Adobe Commerce like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. Who needs a night out when you've got CVE-2025-54236 dropping in like it's hot? 🔥💰 Sansec dropped this spicy leak like it’s the latest Marvel trailer. 🍿🦸‍♂️ They’re seeing more attacks than a meme lord counting down the seconds to the next TikTok trend! A whopping 9.1 on the ol’ CVSS (or as we say, “Stonks but for hacks”)—that’s like the hacker Olympics and all the stores are going for gold! 🏅🤡 🗣️ *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Look, we wanted to pivot to web3, but now we’re pivoting to fixing this mess. Anyone got a patch… or a life jacket?” 😂💦 Drake pointing to this idea: “Building an online store?!” vs. “Having a hacker break into it?” 🚫💀 So buckle up because if you’re rocking Magento, it's about to get wild! 🤖💣 MARK MY WORDS: by next week, we’re getting hacked stores selling NFT versions of their *hacked* products. #That’sTheFuture. Don’t @ me! 💥🛒