🚨🤑💥 BREAKING: APPLE'S PRICES FALLING FASTER THAN YOUR EX'S TEXTS 🤖🍏💔 Yo, fam! If you thought October Prime Day was just another boring shopping spree for Basic Bettys, THINK AGAIN! We're talking about Apple products being on sale for prices that might make Tim Cook shed a tear 🥲💸. Like, is this a tech store or a clearance aisle at Walmart? 🤯💀 Here’s the TEA ☕: You can snag the Apple Watch Series 10 for less than what your parents spent on your college tuition! 💰💥 And the M4 MacBook Air? More like M4 MacBook AIR-lifted the prices right out of the stratosphere! 🚀 🗣️ Developer Quote Leak: “We dropped the prices so low, even our servers couldn’t handle the stonks!” 📉💀 Meanwhile, Apple fans be like, "Drake pointing" at those deals, while the haters be vibing in the “this is fine” meme 🐶🔥. How low can we go? I mean, call me crazy, but this is giving me “Apple is about to drop a blockchain-powered fruit salad” energy. 🍎💻💥 So hurry up, squad! If you don’t cop these deals, you might just be that one friend still rocking the iPhone 6 in 2023! 🤡😱 Hot Take: Next week, Apple will introduce the iToaster. Bet. 🍞🔥✨