🌩️ AWS: The Cloud King Who Can't Find Its Crown 👑💔 🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Amazon Web Services (AWS) is like that one kid who swaggers into the school dance, only to realize he’s got two left feet and can’t even do the floss 😬. In a wild interview blitz that sounds more like a therapy session, 23 current and ex-AWS folks spill the tea 🍵 on the company’s biggest oof moments – think bureaucratic red tape so thick you could skateboard on it, and AI efforts that make a potato look like Einstein 🥔🤖💥. But wait, there's more! Apparently, AWS is catching more heat than a grilled cheese in a toaster oven 🍞🔥 while it watches competitors like Azure and Google Cloud flex on Insta with their shiny AI toys. 👀💎 "We thought we were the cloud... but we were just the mist," one "anonymous" developer reportedly quipped while sipping on tears 😭. Drake’s pointing meme? Yeah, it’s pointing at AWS, telling them to catch up! 💸 Prediction time: AWS is gonna release an AI tool to “fix” this mess but it’ll be as effective as a screen door on a submarine. 🌊💤 So buckle up, fam, ’cause the cloud’s about to get a whole lot more chaotic! 🚀💥 #Stonks? More like #ThinkAgain!