🚨💔 BREAKING TEH-NEWS! 2025 VW Jetta GLI: A Love Letter to Manuals, or A Sad Eulogy? 🤡💀 So, VW just dropped the 2025 Jetta GLI like it’s hot, but let’s be real here: they’re the last dino on the block still holding a stick (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking manual transmissions, people!). 🦖🚗 But while some of us are clutching our pearls (and gear levers) like it’s 2009, the Golf GTI fans are straight-up out here crying into their stonks 🤣💸 because the last manual of the mini-racer maze was 2024. Now they gotta paddle shift like they’re in some lame arcade game. 🎮🕹️ Imagine a VW dev saying: "We keep the manual alive, but it’s like the last slice of pizza at a party—everyone wants it, but no one ever gets it!" 🎉🍕 (This is definitely 100% *not* a real quote). So, cheers to the Jetta GLI for pretending it’s still 2015, but we’re feeling like that dog in the “This is Fine” meme while the paddle shifters take over the world. 🔥⚡ My hot take? In 2030, Volkswagen’s gonna have a whole lineup of cars talking about “manual retro revival,” just so we buy their “vintage” gear sticks for a cool $2000. Mark my words: 🚀📅 #GetRekt🚀