👻🎃 BRACE YOURSELVES, FOLKS! It's officially spooky season and HBO Max is serving up horror that can make even the bravest of us scream like we just stubbed our toe on the coffee table! 🚪🔥 Why scroll through your streaming services like a sad potato 🥔 when you can feast your eyes on 20 EXCELLENT horror movies that’ll have you questioning your life choices? 🤡💀 Here’s the *stonks* take: get ready for *Bring Her Back* and *The Substance* because clearly, HBO Max wants you to ditch your therapist for an hour and a half! This is fine. 🥴 💳 Did you know you can snag HBO Max starting at $11/month, which is basically a meme for "please pay us to be scared"? OR you could get it for free through DoorDash DashPass... if you were planning on losing all self-respect while eating overpriced takeout. 😂🍕 And as our imaginary dev team lead says: “Honestly, if you’re not watching horror movies alone while scrolling TikTok for therapy, are you even living?” 📱🤖 🚨 Hot Take Alert 🚨: If we don’t see some AI-generated horror flicks in the next year—like *Evil Chatbots from the Deep Web*—then what are we even doing? 🤖💀🔥 #Horror2024 Share if you're ready to cry into your popcorn! 🍿✨