🚀💥🎁 Gather ‘round, fellow Earthlings! Did you hear? The new gift list for women checking their emotional luggage at the intergalactic gate just dropped! 🌌✨ Yeah, she's giving up on this planet faster than you can say “this is fine” in a burning room 🔥💀. Presenting: “20+ Gifts for Women Who’ve Checked Out of Planet Earth (2025)!” 💁‍♀️✨ If her soul isn't already in another dimension, you’re about to beam her up quicker than Scotty! Imagine her unwrapping a self-sustaining chia pet that speaks in ancient alien languages or a candle that smells like the void. Honestly? Stonks! 🚀💰💰💰 Still, I can hear the cringe of executives saying, "We need more mood lighting in our existential crises." 😂 Leaked convo from my “totally real” source at GiftCo™: “If it doesn’t have a portal to Narnia, we pass.” But fr fr, don't just throw her a boring old gift card - let her vibe with the universe! So slap that wallet open like it owes you money, because this list is hotter than your ex's new flame. 🔥 📅 Hot take alert! By 2026, everyone will be gifting emotional support black holes. 🤖💭💫 #FutureGoals