🌍💚 **Gear for Good? More Like Gear for GOAT!** 🐐🔥 Okay fam, let’s talk about these “eco-friendly” gadgets that are supposed to save the Earth like Captain Planet but feel more like that one friend who always forgets their reusable bags. 🛍️💀 Stonks? More like stonky! This ain't your mom's pottery class—here’s a list of 20 eco-friendly items that are *definitely* trying to pierce the fog of corporate cringe. 🤡✌️ 1. **Bamboo Toothbrushes** - Because let’s be real, bristles so soft they could be your cat's feelings. 😼💔 2. **Solar Phone Chargers** - For when you need to charge your phone *and* your vibe under the sun. ☀️📱 Drake's pointing at you if you still use a regular one! 3. **Reusable Snack Bags** - For hoarding snacks in the most environmentally friendly way. Snackie snacks on fleek! 🍕🔥 And honestly, who *isn't* doing their part to save the planet while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes? 📈💰 “Bro, I made a plant pot that also grows crops with zero water. It’s a lot, but #nofilter,” said a developer who definitely hasn't showered since last Tuesday. 🚿💦 🔥**Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, the world will be run by sentient compost heaps that demand fair wages. Brace yourselves, losers! 👽🌱