🎤💥 *Hold onto your lunch, fam!* 🚨 Ever wondered if that leftover chicken from three weeks ago is secretly plotting your demise? 🤡🦠 Well, welcome to the *"Top 15 Foods That Will Ruin Your Life"* Club, and trust me, the membership includes some questionable fridge dwellers that could *literally* spoil your day—in a *very* dark way. 🥴💔 1. **Raw Chicken**: It’s like letting a bomb tick down in your fridge. One minute you’re vibing, and the next—🤢 *S-I-C-K!* 2. **Moldy Bread**: Bruh, if it’s turning into a science project, just toss it. You’re not a microbiologist, fr fr. 💰💀 3. **Tuna That’s a Little Too Old**: A can of sadness (maybe a can of regret, too). *Do you really want that mercury poisoning on your Tinder DATE?* 👀 4. **Expired Milk**: Congrats, you’ve just invented sour cream—without the “sour cream!” 🤮 5. **Leftover Pizza**: Nothing wrong here except the guilt-induced regret of eating that last slice... cold. *This is fine* 🥴🔥 💬 *Leaked Quote from an Imaginary Developer*: “Yeah, our fridge might as well have a ‘Easy Cancer Meal Prep’ option. We call it the ‘Tummy Tumbler.’” 🤖 🔥 *Hot Take Alert*: If you ever invite me to a party where the host pulls out expired food...I’m bringing the flame thrower! 🍕💨🤡 Share this with your homies before that fridge gets you! 👾💥 #DangerZone #FoodPoisoningVibes