💀📉 **BREAKING: CDC Workforce Takes a Hit!** 🤡💔 🚨 This just in: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has officially made it rain... in *tears* 😢. They’ve booted about 3,000 folks since January — that's like losing an entire Avengers team of epidemiologists! And let’s be real, when your squad is shrinking faster than my attention span during a Zoom call, it’s time to ask some serious questions. 🤔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we thought about just deleting the entire organization and starting fresh. But then we’d lose our stonks 💰!” — Some dude in an office somewhere, probably. Like, what's the deal? You’d think they were trying to win the “Most Cringe Organization of the Year” award. 🏆🚀 Imagine a workplace where a quarter of your homies just *ghost* you — that’s a recipe for “This is fine” memes everywhere! 🔥💩 Fr fr, we need CDC to level UP and get them some chai lattes or something. Maybe they just need a TikTok dance challenge to revitalize morale? 😂💃 🔥🌌 **Hot Take Alert!**: At this rate, the CDC is on track to become the new reality TV show: “Survivor: Public Health Edition.” Can’t wait for the awkward recoupling! Share this chaos! 🎉👾