🚨🔥BREAKING: Routine Finally Has a Release Date… In 2035, Maybe?💀🚀 🎮📅 That's right folks! After what feels like 457 dog years 🐶, sci-fi horror GAME Routine is crawling out of its crypt—set to haunt your screens on DECEMBER 4, 2025!! 😱👻 Thanks to Lunar Software and Raw Fury for giving us the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. 🎢 A decade of “coming soon” turned into “who even knows” and now… BOOM 💥! Your friendly neighborhood game developers 🧑‍💻 promising us “we swear it’s still alive” like it’s the last slice of pizza at a programmer’s LAN party 🍕😂. Remember the good ol’ days of 2012? When we thought we’d have flying cars by now? Well, guess what? We’re getting a game instead! 🤪🤖 Who needs flying cars when you can roam around with janky gadgets, film grain effects, and the constant existential dread of a sinister alien lurking in the shadows? Ayo, where's my heart rate monitor?? 💔🚑 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Yeah, we decided to take our time... like, at least 10 years worth.” #GamerMath 🤷‍♂️ So get hyped, mark those calendars, and prepare to face your real-life demons as you dodge pixelated monstrosities and try not to scream! 😱💀 💥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, this game will be released as a *VR* experience where you have to pay real-life rent in order to experience survival horror. Stonks? More like bruh-stonks.💰💔🎮