👻🎃 **BLOOD CURDLING ALERT** 🎃👻 Yo fam, Prime Video is trying to summon the spooky season with a horror lineup so lit, you might just scream! 🔥💀 I mean, we’re talking classics like **Nosferatu** — which is basically grandma's bedtime stories but with fewer jump scares and more bats. 🦇👵 But wait, there’s more... **Smile 2**? Fr fr, can we just take a sec to appreciate how this franchise went from trying to make you smile to turning that grin into a death rattle? 🤡💀 And let’s be real, is watching ads while getting spooked really the vibe? I'd rather face my existential dread unfiltered! 😱🔄 🔮 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought about removing ads for horror movies, but then we realized the true horror is our user retention rate.” 🙃💸 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and prepare to cringe! Seriously, it’s like Netflix saw Prime’s horror section and screamed, "Give me the memes!" 😂 But here’s the tea: I predict that by 2025, streaming will be so chaotic that we’ll need a horror movie about horror streaming just to cope! 👀🚀 This is your moment to flex those horror movie watching skills. Share this with your fellow horror nerds and let the binge begin! 🍿🎬✨ #HorrorOnPrime #StonksOrJumpscares