🔥BREAKING: European Startups on the Unicorn Train—How's Your Portfolio? 🦄💰🤡 Yo fam, did you hear? More than 10 European startups just made it rain, hitting that unicorn status faster than a kid in a candy store! 🍭💸 But are we popping champagne, or is this more of a “this is fine” meme moment? 🤔💀 Turns out investors are super into biotech, defense tech, and ofc, AI, AI, and did I mention AI? 🤖 Like, if you’re not flexing some AI tech these days, are you even BUILDING? The only thing hotter than this trend is my laptop after a 12-hour coding marathon—too real, no cap! 🥵 And here’s a *leaked* convo I had with my buddy who’s a startup guru: 👨‍💻 Developer: "Bro, I just got a unicorn valuation!" 🤯 Me: "Sick! Are they solving world hunger or just rebranding avocado toast?" 😅 Developer: "Both, but mostly the toast." In any case, I guess if you're not investing in these sectors, you might just be destined to watch your buddies cruise past you in their Lambo 🏎️💨. HUGE prediction alert: The next unicorn will be an app that tells you how to invest in unicorns! 🚀💔 Just kidding, but fr fr, keep your eyes peeled! You heard it here first! 💯